****************************SERMON # 163****************************************

Let's talk today about consuming something a little different, shall we?

How about the feast of celebrities we all dine on?

What are they up to? Who's getting divorced? Who's got the eating disorder? Who's cheating on a spouse?

Eat it up- first by the spoonfuls, then by the wheelbarrows, then by giant Mack Trucks filled with gossip and tid-bits and CRAP about other people's lives.

Why are you concerned with people who don't care one iota about your life?

Maybe because you don't have one.....

And while you're at it make sure those televisions are going all the time- Round-the-clock sitcoms and "info-tainment".

Eat! Stuff yourself! There's always more. Step right up- your fifteen minutes of fame have arrived! Let us worship YOU! Talk into the micophone, look into the camera- we want to know everything about you.

And after we've picked your bones clean, we'll move on to the next victim. See those skeletons over there? They are all that remain of the celebrities you used to worship. That one on top? He was in one of those boy bands you tore your hair out over last year.

Such a shame.

Such a waste.

He was such a lovely boy.